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  1. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    The USPS.
    When I have a package being delivered by the post office that is too big for the mailbox, the carrier will back up the driveway get out and bring the package to the door.
    But they still leave the "regular" mail in the box. They're making work for themselves and me.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I wonder if they're precluded from doing so ... like the regular mail might get blown away if you weren't there to receive the larger package?

      I dunno. That's strange.
       
    2. speakeasy
      Our letter carrier is pretty friendly. She knows I'm home during the day.
       
      speakeasy, Sep 28, 2023
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    3. aesopstails
      Subby’s right (as usual)… the carriers are actually REQUIRED to place your mail in the mailbox. That avoids the errors that could be made by some genius who might independently decide to leave your mail stuck under your windshield wipers or beneath your welcome mat!
      The "extra" work for them is delivering anything that’s too big for the mailbox (insert "large package" joke here). They can’t be sure that someone is going to be home and answer the door when they bring the package. While they have no choice but to leave the package near the door because it doesn’t fit in the mailbox, they won’t leave the regular mail there because it might blow away, get wet, be chewed by an animal, etc. It gets drummed into their heads that mail goes in the mailbox unless it doesn’t fit. Even if they have reason to think you might be there and answer the door for the package, it’s second nature to them to put the other mail in the box first.
       
      aesopstails, Sep 29, 2023
  2. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    Apparently, the powers that be at XNXX have been listening to the complaints about not knowing where to complain. Rumor mill has that they've put a sign in a vacant office on the cafeteria level between the credit union and the XNXX Detention Center. In order to keep from having the office overrun by residents of the Detention Center, they've placed razor wire and a mine field between them. However, due to lack of funding, they will not be staffing the office and insist we continue to use this thread. I suppose that means it will be closed down after six months due to lack of interest.:O_o:
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the need of the expanding bureaucracy!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 28, 2023
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    2. dinny
      It is only a rumor. But the Rumor Office has to justify their budget.
       
      dinny, Sep 28, 2023
    3. phxbi_bear80
      I understand...have to bury the line items deep in the books
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 28, 2023
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  3. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Why?
    A 300-year-old tree was illegally cut down in England. The Sycamore Gap tree was located at Hadrian’s Wall, a UNESCO World Heritage site. Hadrian’s Wall is believed to have been constructed around 1,900 years ago in what is now Northumberland National Park. The tree was featured in the 1991 film, “Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.” A 16-year-old boy has been arrested, police say, on suspicion of criminal damage.
     
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    1. aesopstails
      How horrible!
      It’s probably safe to say that most of us made some questionable decisions when we were younger, but this level of needless destruction is over the top. I hope he receives some type of meaningful sentence, but I’m afraid they’ll go easy on him because of his age.
      If he was my kid, I’d be sure to find some punishment that would cause some long-lasting hardship in HIS world. His prized possessions would all be given away or needlessly destroyed (as the tree was) with no hope of replacement, and I’d make sure he spent some time in the desert, learning a new-found appreciation for trees!
       
      aesopstails, Sep 29, 2023
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    2. submissively speaking
      I saw a report on that. What kid grabs a chainsaw and cuts down a huge tree overnight?

      That takes planning. Strategy. Figuring out resources, creating opportunity. This wasn’t a capricious act.

      The sheer commitment to destruction this kid showed is both impressive and disturbing.
       
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    3. lottapicklejuss
      Who the hell destroys their kids possessions as punishment? Sure as dammit that’s not gonna create socio positive behaviours as they mature.
       
      lottapicklejuss, Jun 6, 2024
    4. aesopstails
      It doesn’t seem that kid is on (or even near!) a path that includes socio-positive behaviors, nor does he have any concept of the value of irreplaceable, significant items that don’t belong to him and are extremely meaningful to others. I’m not talking about taking away his bed, clothes, shoes, food, books, etc., but he would definitely lose the gaming systems, laptop, tablet, cell phone. He didn’t pay for them, showed he doesn’t deserve them, and needs to understand what it feels like to be treated in kind.
       
      aesopstails, Jun 6, 2024
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    5. lottapicklejuss
      You said needlessly destroying them tho, that’s a huge difference. Adults actions have a massive influence and impact on behaviour later in life.
      Regardless of their actions destroying tree or whatever else, punishment needs to be applied, but not in a destructive way. Learned behaviour is begotten by educating and giving life lessons on the worth of people, possessions and the natural world around us. Violence towards them in either physical or destructive ways just shows what’s acceptable as an adult when they in your shoes. ​
       
      lottapicklejuss, Jun 6, 2024
  4. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    AWS web-service charged me for a web server on a account I closed over 6 mons ago. Could not even access the dashboard to try a resolve the issue with them. Amex had to do a charge back and issue me a new card thanks amazon for wasting a day dealing with you.
     
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  5. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I got all prettied up for a video meeting and my person didn’t show. :mad:
     
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    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      How, exactly, does one misplace their phone in this day and age? :cool:
       
    3. Justlikethat
      “She?” ‘Perk!” :hilarious:
       
      Justlikethat, Jun 7, 2024
    4. Jack Mine
      I know exactly how you felt. I sat in a chat room for 3 hours. I had people show up, but they all left within a second or two. Viagra isn’t cheap I’ll have you know
       
      Jack Mine, Jun 8, 2024
    5. submissively speaking
      You make any money at that, Jack?
       
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    6. Jack Mine
      I might have made a few bucks if you bought a few tokens instead of running in and out, laughing hysterically ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Jun 8, 2024
  6. Redheadlvr1969

    Redheadlvr1969 Porno Junky

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  7. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I’m not one to normally complain but….. over the past week or two I feel like I’m on my old dialup line waiting for the web page to load. I’m not getting any younger here.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Yes, it has been really annoying.
       
      deegenerate, Jun 26, 2024
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  8. drmmm

    drmmm Porn Star

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  9. drmmm

    drmmm Porn Star

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    The heat right now in the UK! We've just hit 30°C as I type this, 98% humidity.

    I'm literally melting here lol
     
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  10. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    A tub of water.
    Quite refreshing.
     
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  11. drmmm

    drmmm Porn Star

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    Another complaint, I'm still complaining about the heat at 11:08pm :D
     
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  12. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Some cretin scheduling a meeting with me as a required attendee when I'm already booked, and ignoring my request to move the time of her meeting.
    So guess who won't be going to her meeting?
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Her?
       
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    2. deegenerate
      Yep. It's a female cretin. We have both kinds where I work! lol
       
      deegenerate, Jun 27, 2024
    3. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      No, I meant she wouldn’t be attending. (snarkism)
       
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    4. deegenerate
      Ohhhh! lol I missed that! :)
      No, it will be me!
       
      deegenerate, Jun 27, 2024
  13. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter once had a long planned trip to Minnesota coming up.
    The COO decided that he needed a meeting with all the sales and operations people while Shooter would be on the trip.
    Shooter e mailed the COO that he wouldn't be able to attend. Shooter got crickets. Shooter went on the trip.

    The COO decided Shooter had been insubordinate for failing to attend the meeting and tried to issue a warning.
    Shooter handed the President the two contracts he brought home from the trip (high 5 figure contracts, they was nice ones!),
    the e mail chain about the meeting including Shooters "I can't attend" reply, and the warning.

    The president tore up the warning.

    Just for grins, Shooter put the pieces of the warning in an envelope and put that on the COO'S desk.
    The COO was quite cranky for a week or so.
    Shooter was grinning for that week.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Luckily for me, the cretin in question is not my boss. In fact, I will let my boss know in advance that I won't be on the meeting, so they might as well not have it, since I am the key person they need. lol
       
      deegenerate, Jun 27, 2024
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    2. DuzCuz
      I have no doubt that the cretin is just being a bully because she is obscenely jealous of your boobs.
       
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  14. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I’m not going to sugar coat this so here it goes. The sun came up too early this morning, there I said it! Ugh!
     
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  15. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter came across this on another forum.
    Now, see, the thing is, you got an issue with the price of your coffee, you might want to find another coffee shop.
    At least, we didn't see any comment cards anywhere.
    That, or make sure your insurance includes windshield replacement.
    But on further review we note that at least a shop is close (across the street) that can handle an emergency windshield replacement.
    Holy Crap!:p

    <iframe width="1236" height="698" src="" title="Seattle bikini barista responds to customer&#39;s threats by smashing windshield | FOX 13 Seattle" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    1. Justlikethat
      Hammer down! :hilarious:
       
      Justlikethat, Jun 28, 2024
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    2. mstrman
      She kicked his ass!
       
      mstrman, Jun 28, 2024
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    3. dinny
      They had a chain of coffee kiosks in Seattle with girls in lingerie a while back. My son-in-law took me there a couple of times when we were up there on a visit. They all were quite jovial and chatty. Contrasting that with the Apple Genius Bar, I think I liked the coffee girls a lot more.
       
      dinny, Jun 29, 2024
  16. DuzCuz

    DuzCuz Sex Machine

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    The name of the manager of our Complaint Department is Hellen Waite. So, if you have a complaint you'll need to take it to Hellen Waite.
     
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  17. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’m complaining about a lot and rightfully so. I won’t stop complaining until I hear back from our God
     
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  18. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter alerts!

    Duty calls!

    [​IMG]

    Sorry.
    Shooter is being disrespectful and arrogant.

    The devil made him do it.
     
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  19. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I need to complain about my boss. He is having a massive brain fart and isn't understanding why a month with fewer working days in it would have less labor costs. So at 6:30 am I get a text from hm telling me that the numbers for June make no sense to him, despite that fact that I already pointed out to him that June had 3 fewer weekdays (working days) in it than May. So now he has scheduled a damned meeting on my lunch hour and pulled in Payroll as well.
    Pffffffttt!
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I've always crapped on Americans for not knowing math, and I'm talking about up to algebra at the most...
      But this is sad...I don't know your level of math, but your a student of business, so I know you are better than what 75% of all Americans...sound good?
      And he's YOUR boss! I'm sorry
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jul 11, 2024
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    2. deegenerate
      That's the crazy part! Normally this guy is a math wizard, and he is just being weird over this for some reason. We went over it already yesterday.
      We do have a brand-new CFO, so maybe that guy is giving him shit. I will find out for sure at our noon meeting while I have to go without a lunch, lol
       
      deegenerate, Jul 11, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Oh, that is crazy...I thought maybe it was a nepotism thing, or something like that. Maybe he had a giant brain fart lol
      Well you know those CFO types better than I do. Remember, I paid the $50K, got the degree, but thanks to those asshole bankers in 2008, never got to use my degree in Business :(
      Worked out for the best though, and hopefully it will to
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jul 11, 2024
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