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The 15 Most Bizarrely Unnecessary Sexy Halloween Costumes Of 2013

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It's almost Halloween, which means that we're about to see another round of totally bizarre "sexy" costumes.

Beyond the usual sexy cheerleader and sexy nurse costumes, some people are coming up with even more gratuitously sexy costume ideas.

From our research, it seems just about anything can get sexy thrown in front of it on Halloween, from Barney to Osama Bin Laden to a "sexy" ear of corn.

Take a look at some of the most unnecessarily sexy costumes we were able to find.

SEXY HULK HOGAN: Trumped only by the actual Hulk Hogan sex tape on our list of things we never want to see.

Sexy Hulk Hogan Halloween costume
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SEXY BARNEY: No childhood memory is safe.

Sexy Barney Costume
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'SEXY X-RAYED HOTTIE': We're not really sure how this is sexy.

Sexy X Ray Skeleton Costume
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SEXY FURRY PARTY ANIMAL: It's a teddy, get it?

Sexy furry party animal costume
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SEXY MILEY CYRUS AND ROBIN THICKE: We're all better off forgetting this ever happened.

Sexy Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke
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SEXY LINK FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A great way to get hit on all night, but only by dudes you wouldn't be caught dead with.

Sexy Link Costume Zelda
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SEXY PIZZA: Yum?

Sexy Pizza Costume
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SEXY KERMIT THE FROG: You can't just put Kermit's face on a dress and call it "Sexy Kermit The Frog." Or maybe you can.

Sexy Kermit The Frog Costume
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SEXY JOKER: Creeped out just thinking about it.

Sexy Joker Halloween Costume
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SEXY SCOOBY DOO: We would get a sexy Daphne, even sexy Velma, but Scooby? Ruh-roh.

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SEXY NATIVE AMERICAN: Reuse at Thanksgiving for maximum awfulness.

Sexy Native American
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SEXY CORN: Solid effort, but there's really not much you can do with corn.

Sexy Corn Halloween Costume
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SEXY PAC MAN: Wait, no ghosts?

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SEXY BABY: Wrong on so many levels.

Sexy Adult Baby Costume
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SEXY OSAMA BIN LADEN: Ugh.

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